Confessions of a Freak Harry Potter - Golden Snitch


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Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and…how quaint. Even the Rabble. I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

Favorite People;

 Kristen Stewart

slendyrunawaywithme:

if i was famous i would start a vlog where i read fanfics about me aloud

death-by-lulz:

callmecaptainamerica:

Captain America Shield and Thors Mjolnir night lights! From 3DLightFx!

Target sells these!! Im getting mine on Friday!!!

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internetexplorers:

Great First Date Conversation Topics:

  • is it pronounced gif or jif
  • is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
  • How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?

dreamersanchor:

catwmeow:

tomlinholic:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.

omg im dying 

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

butts-are-wonderful:

True friendship

butts-are-wonderful:

True friendship